This is your co-pilot speaking. Capt. Weddle would address you personally, but he’s in the forward lav with our stock of little Jack Daniels bottles and a flight attendent — again. So, fasten those seatbelts; return your seats to their full, upright position; and lock up them tray tables. For those of you in the exit rows, gird up your loins, ’cause we’re going in.
I’ve updated the roster with links to where you said your story would be, or where I’m guessing it will be if you ain’t told me. So you got ’till Tuesday to send me a fix if you got one.
Here’s the flight crew so far: